Being awesome isn’t easy. Most people try and fall short . Those people can all be pissed on by Gozer the Gozerian on an eternal plane of hate, fire, and torment.
Note: Ghostbusters is fucking AWESOME!
To be awesome, and therefore find awesome women (Awesomeness is a property of polarity that is defined by two things that are awesome coming together. It is the only way awesomeness can ever be quantified.), one must not try to be awesome. Trying to not try is just as much trying as actually trying, so the only real way to be awesome is to forget to be awesome (Forgetting awesome exists works, but not as well as forgetting to be awesome.). The finest, most pure forms of awesome come completely naturally, and seemingly accidentally. Coincidence and awesomeness often come hand-in-hand.
There was this one lady. She was absolutely convinced I was awesome because I was really white. Like, if I was naked in a blizzard, I would be lost for the few minutes it takes for frostbite to happen. This pale appearance came from an awesome set of DNA that limits melanin production due to a lack of proteins to fuel the melanin producing cells. Long story short, I screwed it up and got totally snubbed because I tried to exploit the pale that makes me awesome. Never again will I be able to harness its power.
Ok, it’s weak. I will admit that, but how the fuck do I follow my last post? Seriously. That thing was pretty fucking awesome and I have some serious anxiety as far as writing that well on a consistent basis. To overcome that anxiety, I write crap so whatever comes right after it will look good.
For those of you that caught that the post entitled “Awesome.” was anything but, you fucking suck. I actually thought it would come out pretty well, but it didn’t and I got too lazy to do anything about it.